Monday, June 10, 2019

Cleveland Rocks?!

Well, how does a Pittsburgher respond to the news that the city of Cleveland experienced a magnitude 4.2 earthquake this morning?

Repent, repent, ye citizens of the 216!  It is not too late to change your evil ways, and pledge your fidelity to Da Burgh N 'at!  Forget Baker Mayfield -- Mayfield, Shmayfield! -- Da Burgh, Dem Stillers and Da Buccos, that's where it's at.  Join us in our noble history!  And, we have a pro hockey team!  The sports gods have spoken!  You have been judged and found guilty!  This small earthquake is just the beginning of your awakening!

Cleveland and Da Burgh have a mostly amicable and amiable sibling rivalry type of relationship, so I hope it was obvious the above paragraph was meant to be humorous.  Call-Outs And Shout-Outs is glad to hear there were no reports of injuries in the quake.  We want every Browns fan fit and feisty for football season!  It's not the same kicking the opponent's butt if the opponent's fans aren't there to watch!  (The same could be said for baseball interleague play, when the Indians kick the Pirate's butts.  Could be said, but I ain't sayin' it).

Ya gotta love Cleveland's spunk and sense of humor.  (You gotta, I don't gotta).




Working at The Plaza, I meet a lot of folks from Cleveland, and they are good folks with great senses of humor.  (Hey, ya gotta have to live in Cleveland!).  But seriously folks, this song says it all!






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